Ed Hardly, Cool? Hardly Cool?

Here is Lauren from Big Brother hanging onto her douche bag of a boyfriend. He doesn’t do so well at pulling off the douche look though, I mean Ed Hardy with Banana Republic pants and a Kenneth Cole man bag? PS. Is it just me, or does he have the gay face going on?

I guess the hanging trees hanging from a car mirror just weren’t fashionable enough. Leave it to Ed Hardy to take it upon himself to do a redesign. When New Car and Coconut smells just won’t do, you can now have your car smelling of Douche. Wonder if he will take on, and redo the hanging mirror dice?

I honestly would have thought they would come out with a Vodka before a beer, but I guess when in just a short span you find yourself trickling from the highest end retailers down to Ross and Marshall’s, you adjust to your new found consumers. Bottoms up.

This is what could have been my moment of weakness when it comes to Ed Hardy. When I first saw these sheets, I wanted them! I didn’t think they would go on a $2,000 Pottery Barn bed very well, but still almost took the plunge. Now I might just get my chance to have them, as I have decided what could possibly be more fabulous than a whole house done in Ed Hardy shiz nit. It would be like one giant douche-y conversation piece!

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Ahhh, the Hardly Cool sun shade, on a Honda, with a drunk dent. Who wants to take bets that it has one of those rice mufflers on it as well?

There are a few things that worry me about these shoe/boot/things. The first is that they are Ugg 2.0’s. The second is that they are just butt ass fucking ugly, and the third, is that anyone who would be wearing them would have bought them solely for the brand name. These things will be at Ross before you know it, they have fail written all over them.

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Who would have thought?! I guess with Ed Hardy taking over Ross, TJ Max, Target and Wal-Mart, it was only a matter of time before he jumped into the Lane Bryant market.