Category — Huge Douche

And this is EXACTLY the kind of photo that we live for! This guy was caught walking around a Hobby Lobby, and he almost blends in! I guess an Ed Hardy shirt IS good for something!

PS. If you have photos like this. Send them in. WE WANT THEM! WE WILL POST THEM! KendallDeans@HardlyCool.com

Sadly, it is actually possible to come across as the biggest douche bag in the world, without a single thread of affliction of ed hardy even touching your body! How to do it? Simple. 1 part roids, 254352345978 parts mystic tan, 1 pair of white sunglass, and 1 part dark bar at night. Voila!

This guy looks like he was a reject from Growing up Gotti… the hair, the eyebrows, that tan / almost sunburn. And what is up with the poofy face, that seems to be almost a requirement to complete the douche look lately. Back to those eyebrows though, last time we saw eyebrows that were that perfect we were at a gay club on 18 and up night!

Remember that guy in high school, you know the guy that was way too cool, the one who went out of his way to try to NOT be cool, in hopes of actually being more cool than he was? (You still following us?) Well this is him, Circa 2009, just days after discovering Ed Hardy. Cool, or Hardly Cool?