Category — Gear

Wonder if this product is placed next to the Jersey Shore Guido Hair Gel? The submitter brought up an interesting question about Ed Hardy, that we must ask:  ”When will it stop? You know we will probably be forced to endure 10 or 12 years of people wearing this crap after they stop producing it; Ed Hardy is the new mullet?”

What do you think? Is Ed Hardy the new mullet?

I guess the hanging trees hanging from a car mirror just weren’t fashionable enough. Leave it to Ed Hardy to take it upon himself to do a redesign. When New Car and Coconut smells just won’t do, you can now have your car smelling of Douche. Wonder if he will take on, and redo the hanging mirror dice?

This is what could have been my moment of weakness when it comes to Ed Hardy. When I first saw these sheets, I wanted them! I didn’t think they would go on a $2,000 Pottery Barn bed very well, but still almost took the plunge. Now I might just get my chance to have them, as I have decided what could possibly be more fabulous than a whole house done in Ed Hardy shiz nit. It would be like one giant douche-y conversation piece!

Want your kid to be the coolest in his class? Check out these Ed Hardy Love Kills Slowly binders, available at Target for just $2.49.

Ahhh, the Hardly Cool sun shade, on a Honda, with a drunk dent. Who wants to take bets that it has one of those rice mufflers on it as well?

Need to get your hands on some Ed Hardy gear but out of money? Check out these classy lighters! They are even refillable! You can get your hands on these for only $4.99 at Smoke Shack.