Category — Fail

We were under the impression that all Ed Hardy wearing people were 30k millionaires. Well I suppose not. I mean everyone knows that the car of a 30k millionaire is a BMW 3 series, not a Smart Car. How are we supposed to keep up with the stereotypes if they keep throwing us off like this. Everyone knows gelled up guido hair just wouldn’t look right in a Smart Car!

I guess it isn’t enough that Ed Hardy merchandise has taken over every store like I thought only Hannah Montana was capable of doing. Now I have to look at it on Craigslist as well. What kind of person does it take to actually go buy the Ed Hardy barware at Ross (that’s the only place I have seen it sold) then get on your computer, type up an ad on craigslist, and actually think you are going to get some one interested in trading you an IPOD for the junk?!

I honestly would have thought they would come out with a Vodka before a beer, but I guess when in just a short span you find yourself trickling from the highest end retailers down to Ross and Marshall’s, you adjust to your new found consumers. Bottoms up.

There are a few things that worry me about these shoe/boot/things. The first is that they are Ugg 2.0’s. The second is that they are just butt ass fucking ugly, and the third, is that anyone who would be wearing them would have bought them solely for the brand name. These things will be at Ross before you know it, they have fail written all over them.