Ed Hardly, Cool? Hardly Cool?

Wonder if this product is placed next to the Jersey Shore Guido Hair Gel? The submitter brought up an interesting question about Ed Hardy, that we must ask:  ”When will it stop? You know we will probably be forced to endure 10 or 12 years of people wearing this crap after they stop producing it; Ed Hardy is the new mullet?”

What do you think? Is Ed Hardy the new mullet?

And this is EXACTLY the kind of photo that we live for! This guy was caught walking around a Hobby Lobby, and he almost blends in! I guess an Ed Hardy shirt IS good for something!

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We were under the impression that all Ed Hardy wearing people were 30k millionaires. Well I suppose not. I mean everyone knows that the car of a 30k millionaire is a BMW 3 series, not a Smart Car. How are we supposed to keep up with the stereotypes if they keep throwing us off like this. Everyone knows gelled up guido hair just wouldn’t look right in a Smart Car!

Sadly, it is actually possible to come across as the biggest douche bag in the world, without a single thread of affliction of ed hardy even touching your body! How to do it? Simple. 1 part roids, 254352345978 parts mystic tan, 1 pair of white sunglass, and 1 part dark bar at night. Voila!

This guy is trying REALLY hard to be a douche, just something isn’t working out for him. Besides his face being a little chunky to be a real life d-bag, we all so think he is missing an important accessory – a visor. Imagine what an upside down visor on him would do to his douche level in this picture. Maybe next time.

I guess it isn’t enough that Ed Hardy merchandise has taken over every store like I thought only Hannah Montana was capable of doing. Now I have to look at it on Craigslist as well. What kind of person does it take to actually go buy the Ed Hardy barware at Ross (that’s the only place I have seen it sold) then get on your computer, type up an ad on craigslist, and actually think you are going to get some one interested in trading you an IPOD for the junk?!

If this isn’t a lost cause, then not really sure what one would be. All hope is gone for this kid to ever have any sort of normal life. He is probably running around his suburban neighborhood on a skateboard thinking he is in a gang, only to get into high school to be playing every chick there is. Then after high school, yeah, he is one of those guys that will be 23 still hanging out with the high school crowd trying to pick up the chicks. There is no hope for this one.

This guy looks like he was a reject from Growing up Gotti… the hair, the eyebrows, that tan / almost sunburn. And what is up with the poofy face, that seems to be almost a requirement to complete the douche look lately. Back to those eyebrows though, last time we saw eyebrows that were that perfect we were at a gay club on 18 and up night!

Add some comments love to the site! This place is getting popular quickly, so make your self at home, pull up and chair, and lets make fun of some douche bags! I am debating giving out some gift cards for the best comments each week. Where do you kids want some $$ to?

Usually we reserve all of this space and dedicated to the design genius that is behind Ed Hardy, however, some things are just too good to pass up. Take this TapOut tattoo for instance. My only reaction to it is, Really, I mean, REALLY?! Definitely Hardly Cool.